What- I have to put a title here? My tumblog.

This is my official “I’m getting married today” tweet. Can’t stop now, I’ve got stuff to do. http://twitpic.com/dxqmo

You can never have too many towels. Unless, of course, they’re bad ones.

At the digital radio launch- Baby John Burgess has 3 groupies. 2 are men.

Missing a crucial font for a document. Options: buy my own copy or get it illegally from a nun.

Snuck a peek at what the guy across from me on the train was writing down- chip flavours for that damn Smiths competition. None were tasty.

My boss decided to show me pictures of his botched concreting job whilst wearing jogging tights. Had to supress both yawn and gag reflexes.

Tip of the day: Beggars never annoy people in the middle of an argument. So if you see a vagrant coming, pick a fight with someone. Anyone.