What- I have to put a title here? My tumblog.

You can never have too many towels. Unless, of course, they’re bad ones.

Missing a crucial font for a document. Options: buy my own copy or get it illegally from a nun.

Snuck a peek at what the guy across from me on the train was writing down- chip flavours for that damn Smiths competition. None were tasty.

My boss decided to show me pictures of his botched concreting job whilst wearing jogging tights. Had to supress both yawn and gag reflexes.

That tip also works with Lygon St restaurant spruikers, BTW.

Tip of the day: Beggars never annoy people in the middle of an argument. So if you see a vagrant coming, pick a fight with someone. Anyone.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I need to clean up my desktop http://twitpic.com/75fv2