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Aug
15th
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This is my official “I’m getting married today” tweet. Can’t stop now, I’ve got stuff to do. http://twitpic.com/dxqmo

Aug
8th
Sat
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You can never have too many towels. Unless, of course, they’re bad ones.

Aug
6th
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At the digital radio launch- Baby John Burgess has 3 groupies. 2 are men.

Jul
25th
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Missing a crucial font for a document. Options: buy my own copy or get it illegally from a nun.

Jul
17th
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Snuck a peek at what the guy across from me on the train was writing down- chip flavours for that damn Smiths competition. None were tasty.

Jun
22nd
Mon
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My boss decided to show me pictures of his botched concreting job whilst wearing jogging tights. Had to supress both yawn and gag reflexes.

Jun
15th
Mon
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Tip of the day: Beggars never annoy people in the middle of an argument. So if you see a vagrant coming, pick a fight with someone. Anyone.