August 2009
1 post
You can never have too many towels. Unless, of course, they’re bad ones.
July 2009
2 posts
Missing a crucial font for a document. Options: buy my own copy or get it illegally from a nun.
Snuck a peek at what the guy across from me on the train was writing down- chip flavours for that damn Smiths competition. None were tasty.
June 2009
4 posts
My boss decided to show me pictures of his botched concreting job whilst wearing jogging tights. Had to supress both yawn and gag reflexes.
That tip also works with Lygon St restaurant spruikers, BTW.
Tip of the day: Beggars never annoy people in the middle of an argument. So if you see a vagrant coming, pick a fight with someone. Anyone.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I need to clean up my desktop http://twitpic.com/75fv2
May 2009
4 posts
My days of living a double identity are numbered. I blame the terrorists.
That second concert’s the charm- going to ACDC
Keep being denied #acdc tickets but Ticketmaster has just put up details of a second Melb show
New Astor calendar day!
April 2009
5 posts
Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November; All the rest have thirty- one,
FEBRUARY YOU SCREWED MY MNEMONIC http://tiny.cc/4inA5
Seems like only yesterday… I joined twitter 915 days ago - http://whendidyoujointwitter.com ?
A blonde woman, an old greek man and a young Indian man get on a train. No punchline-you can always tell ticket inspectors through diversity
Whenever the train jerks suddenly, the guy next to me makes that telltale sound of vinyl jacket peeling off glass
So very dark
March 2009
2 posts
Internet- nothing personal, but I’m not going to believe a word you say for the next 2 days. After that, I’ll trust any crap you throw at me
http://twitpic.com/24xhj - Still working- but out of service
January 2009
2 posts
Good news: I’m off the train. Bad news: I may be carrying some stranger’s child. #connex
#connex At Richmond…I haven’t been able to get on the last 2 non-express trains…hoping the third time’s a charm
November 2008
1 post
Life Imitates Art: West Wing predicted Obama vs.... →
An interview with Jimmy Smits, who portrayed The West Wing’s Matt Santos, a character BASED ON Barack Obama. Santos ran against a far older “Straight Talk Maverick” Republican in the series (played…
August 2008
4 posts
Emo Girl on the train probably doesn’t realise she’s playing her iPod so loudly that we know she likes boy bands
Marathon commentator from Beijing: “Nothing happens in the first half of the race”. Thanks for not pumping it up, Monna.
Protip: if you didn’t apologise after every belch, I wouldn’t notice your belching as much.
Let them be denied cake!
July 2008
6 posts
Q: Identify your strengths and your possible development areas. A: Strengths: Care too much. Weaknesses: Can’t be ratsed telling you.
On hold and will be answered as soon as possible
What Twitter would look like during a Zombie... →
Twitterers are some devoted buggers!
Weighing up the sore throat versus the gag reflex from the throat lozenge
When in doubt, stop caring.
June 2008
6 posts
My boss’ numberplate is VAG. Says a lot, really.
Marty McFly Nikes are Actually Getting Made! →
Now all we need is the jacket the dries you and says ‘Your jacket is now dryyy’
Having a lysdexic typign day.., can’t get anything right1
hereby declares The Dark Knight to be worthy of Gold Class money
takes a George Carlin book out of my drawer at work and sighs…
Using Ping.fm to post on Twitter, Plurk, Pownce and Jaiku at the same time. Now let’s see it repeat itself in my social aggregators.
Looking at old tweets, but I think I broke Twitter in the process. Sorry, everyone.
May 2008
13 posts
A twitter is worth 14% of a picture…
(from ShoZu)
(from ShoZu)